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		Profile ID: 1131472
Age	76
Height	5'8" ft
	(173 cm)
Weight	218 lb
	(99 kg)
Sexually is	bottom oral versatile
Partnered	yes
City	Cathedral City
Zip / postal	92234
State	California
Country	United States
Seeking	sex partner(s) friends couples
Prefer men aged from 45 to 80

Profile text:

Nice guy here, quiet and looking for some good, clean fun with another nice guy or couple. My partner, Larry #2321543, and I play both together or alone. We are also looking for friends in the area.

I keep threatening to make a video here as a take-off on late night infomercials.

"Hi there, Three Dollar Bill here with information for all you men who are looking for the perfect sex partner and not able to find him. Listen to this special presentation!"

"Are you tired of gagging on monster dicks time after time after time?"
Well, I've got just what you've been looking for, the "100% Gag-less Cock", absolutely guaranteed not to reach the back of your throat and cause that annoying "Oh, shit, I'm gonna puke right here" feeling."

"Are you tired of not being able to pound your hard cock all the way up your bubble butt bottom's ass, of never really getting balls deep?"
"Well, I've got just what you've been hoping for, the amazing "Flat Ass". Guaranteed to have none of those annoying bubble butt characteristics that keep you from enjoying riding that ass like the bronco buster you know you are."

"Are you tired of having your cock shredded by your partner's teeth every time you try to get head?"
"Well, I can deliver just what you've been looking for, the amazing "Toothless Blow Job". Simply have me remove my dentures and I will take you all the way to the back of my throat with absolutely no worry of a snagly tooth scratching up your manhood, allowing you to experience fully your magnificent orgasm."

Pick up your mouse right now and get your order in quickly! This is a limited time offer. I'm old! Who knows how much longer I will have sphincter control and be able to maintain suction?"

Give me a whirl, you won't be disappointed.

Just saw this on another profile and I loved it:
"Sometimes I wrestle with my demons, other times we just cuddle."

Bill
Premium member here or you can reach me at:
[email protected]

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