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Profile text:Strip to your jockstrap and smell like a man. Squat and spread. Season that strap as you sniff mine.
Not looking for meaningless one-time hookups, celibate right now, but I do like to look at men's masculine bodies and to get into their sexual minds. When I'm lucky, I enjoy catching a whiff of their manly aroma in the locker room or at Home Depot. Exceptions for prior fuck buddies. Regarding chat rooms: I prefer not to chat if you have nothing to say and your profile is bereft of text and photos. You can skip the small talk and get to what you actually want to say ;) I don't do virtual sex, but like to chat about experiences with "athletic" male body odor and the guys who are into it. (If you smell like the sewer, I'll pass. Hockey whiff is a-okay.)
No Cam/Skype/Zoom/Whatsapp/Animals/Race play/Degrading or punishing you/Illegal anything. If I'm your dad, it is an equal and loving relationship with me as mentor in order for you to realize your full masculine potential.
(Additional private video links below.) We're all men and have nothing to hide when it's just us guys. It's okay to be "just one of the guys." We celebrate living in all-male households and casual and natural situations without need for modesty or privacy. This is about male bonding and camaraderie, hanging out nude without societal norms, being politically incorrect, watching porn and respecting each other. We're free to talk about anything, spread our legs freely, let our dicks swing, scratch our balls, fart, and generally relax and be ourselves because it's our right to do so. If there's chemistry, throw in a healthy dose of no strings mutual masturbation, frottage, rimming, 69, sucking and fucking and it's all the better.
Watch me throw a fuck to my friend, Rich. Warning: Music video follows:
http://dudesnude.com/view_video.php?vid=9/593548400-352039
(Song title is "Black Belt" by gay artist, John Grant, in album "Pale Green Ghosts")
Listen to the whole album at:
http://play.spotify.com/album/0p20tvquTndRdGqL3gewBB
Watch me fuck:(Same as first video posted here.)
http://dudesnude.com/view_video.php?vid=9/244443101-503359
Me beating off and talkin' trash:
http://dudesnude.com/view_video.php?vid=7/918155561-394297
Watch me piss:
http://dudesnude.com/view_video.php?vid=2/324106996-505542&resize_win=1
Video of me getting an anal cleaning:
http://dudesnude.com/view_video.php?vid=1/324046118-527451&resize_win=1
Fair warning: Stay away if you are easily offended by crude male behavior. For my raunchy male body odor blog (400+ posts with random search/archive), you need to be logged into a free google account (for age verification purposes only) and then go to:
http://testrankpit.blogspot.com/
Here are links to a few of my favorites:
What makes men happy? You don't want to know:
http://testrankpit.blogspot.com/2019/08/what-makes-men-happy-you-don-want-to.html
Most popular post:
http://testrankpit.blogspot.com/2013/11/stinkface-romance-and-raunch.html
Freeballer wipes enormous pisser into his fly:
http://testrankpit.blogspot.com/2018/01/freeballer-wipes-enormous-pisser-into.html
Raw INTERNAL cum deposits:
http://testrankpit.blogspot.com/2021/11/a-true-breeder-unloads-his-potent-seed.html
Angry rugby dude progressively strips out of his dirty trunks, then down to his boxer briefs until he's finally bare-assed:
http://testrankpit.blogspot.com/2013/12/your-tongue-out-wash-off-my-fuckiin.html
He's stained and proud:
http://testrankpit.blogspot.com/2014/01/stained-and-proud.html
Cute guy reviews his stinky pits:
http://testrankpit.blogspot.com/2012/12/i-stink.html
Two sexy guys get into each other's manly funky shit slits and socks, pits, balls, and cocks:
http://testrankpit.blogspot.com/2020/10/master-neymar-feet-stink-and-he-has.html
Dude invites you to smell and piss in his hairy stinkhole:
http://testrankpit.blogspot.com/2015/03/updated-dude-invites-you-to-smell-piss.html
Male bonding in the nude, how about dodgeball?
http://testrankpit.blogspot.com/2013/02/male-bonding-in-nude.html
(Bond with men by wrestling them -- traditional)
http://testrankpit.blogspot.com/2021/03/wanna-get-close-to-other-men-without.html
Show ur God Damned Bulge (song with pics)
http://tinyurl.com/ShowUrBulge
Verbal straight man warns his peers about the inevitable NEED for most of them to STROKE to the SMELL and TASTE of other MEN...or else go crazy (two videos by same masturbating gooner)
http://testrankpit.blogspot.com/2021/04/verbal-straight-man-warns-his-peers.htm
http://testrankpit.blogspot.com/2022/11/give-it-up-masturbating-gooner-you-even.html
Handsome man sniffs the seat of his dirty briefs and gets a blowjob.
http://testrankpit.blogspot.com/2023/02/handsome-man-sniffs-seat-of-his-dirty.html
His feet reek, his socks stink: Guy gets off on his own man raunch.
http://testrankpit.blogspot.com/2013/02/guy-gets-off-on-his-own-manstench.html
Sergeant's gooch doesn't pass the sniff test:
http://testrankpit.blogspot.com/2018/06/updated-sergeant-gooch-doesn-pass-sniff.html
Sweat is like being an animal while you fuck:
http://testrankpit.blogspot.com/2017/01/sweat-about-being-animal-when-you-fuck.html
Why I like the SQUAT position:
http://testrankpit.blogspot.com/2022/07/why-i-like-squat-position-it-best-for_24.html
I can't wait for summertime and self-stink:
http://testrankpit.blogspot.com/2022/07/summertime-manly-pit-self-stink.html
http://testrankpit.blogspot.com/2013/03/i-str8-i-need-to-make-some-money.html
You like to sniff and lick hairy ass?
http://testrankpit.blogspot.com/2019/06/i-want-to-sniff-lick-and-fuck-hairy-ass.html
Guys enjoy a romantic snowball kiss:
http://testrankpit.blogspot.com/2022/02/romance-expressed-love-you-babe-in.html
Sneaker dudes get off on their own raunch foot gear:
http://testrankpit.blogspot.com/2019/04/sneaker-dudes-perv-on-their-own-foot.html
FRAT HAZING "I want those asses to wrap around those noses."
http://testrankpit.blogspot.com/2014/10/forced-to-brown-nose-and-lick-frat-bros.html
Dads really know how to dig into their boys' holes
http://testrankpit.blogspot.com/2022/08/dads-really-know-how-to-dig-into-their.html
These cock bushes were ever-present when I grew into puberty, so I always appreciate guys who let them grow naturally.
http://testrankpit.blogspot.com/2023/11/these-are-cocks-i-grew-up-with.html
Sexy adult piss fountains spew and drink their urine:
http://testrankpit.blogspot.com/2022/01/sexy-adult-male-piss-fountains-spew-and.html
http://testrankpit.blogspot.com/2020/10/balls-bunghole-smell-so-good-together.html
And how about that horny dirty redneck guy:
http://testrankpit.blogspot.com/2023/03/dirty-redneck-talks-trash-about-his.html
http://testrankpit.blogspot.com/2022/03/dirty-redneck-returns-to-invite-you-to.html
http://testrankpit.blogspot.com/2021/12/redneck-learned-that-fingering-his-hole.html
General manstink appreciation links:
http://testrankpit.blogspot.com/2020/09/sometimes-guy-gotta-inhale-male-ass.html
http://testrankpit.blogspot.com/2023/04/team-building-exercise-2-entitled.html
http://testrankpit.blogspot.com/2023/02/the-fine-art-of-natural-male-raunch.html
http://testrankpit.blogspot.com/2016/03/he-lusts-on-musky-pit-stench-of-soccer.html
For fans of American football player Jon Ritchie, he likes his manstink too:
http://testrankpit.blogspot.com/2023/11/i-always-stink-on-game-day.html
http://testrankpit.blogspot.com/2022/12/two-dudes-enjoying-each-other-in-every.html
http://testrankpit.blogspot.com/2021/04/he-adorable-and-he-stinks-watch-him-get.html
Real men wear dirty underwear (Clorox survey)
http://testrankpit.blogspot.com/2015/04/real-men-wear-dirty-underwear-clorox.html
The American soldiers having fun without women around:
http://testrankpit.blogspot.com/2020/12/desert-stench-military-man-sniffs-and.html
http://testrankpit.blogspot.com/2016/05/soldier-gags-on-buddy-shart-stained.html
http://testrankpit.blogspot.com/2015/08/american-soldier-eats-buddy-stinkin-foot.html
http://testrankpit.blogspot.com/2014/08/american-soldier-dogs-to-put-another.html
http://testrankpit.blogspot.com/2014/04/two-army-dudes-take-buddy-dump.html
http://testrankpit.blogspot.com/2020/11/sailors-sleep-and-bathe-shit-and-shave.html
http://testrankpit.blogspot.com/2018/03/sure-to-wash-your-bum-crack-lad.html
http://testrankpit.blogspot.com/2013/07/recruits-learn-to-shower-properly.html
I think it would be major fun to get a group of guys together for a healthy sausage party in the back country after hiking all day and then setting up camp.
I'm non-LTR-oriented single man, a "committed bachelor," who is interested in occasionally meeting other men who sport a naturally hairy bush around their cocks, who stay in shape with regular and vigorous exercise and/or yoga, and who produce a nice clean jock odor from their hard work. Not interested in cologne and deodorant -- but want musky/sweaty/clean holes for ass sucking and to sink my cock into for balls-deep fucking. I also like the smell, feel, sight and taste of a big hairy cock in my mouth. Let's strip to our jockstraps and work up a sweat -- letting the natural manscents from our feet, pits, cocks, balls, holes and pubes prevail so that we get that hot jock locker room funk going. I'll share with you my favorite exercise, the "squat and thrust," with you squatting and me thrusting, man to man, with my curved cock with its wide base hitting the right spots. Groups and couples are fun too. HIV+ undetectable for those that want to play.
While we having nothing to hide from each other, I can be very discreet. Fear not: It's just between us guys, so if you want to dick around together in person, sack up to provide a recent face picture of yourself, express your unabashed interest in locker room jock odor; have some of that funk yourself and expect to experience it from me. ***No instant hookups*** (I want to get to know you first through e-mail, chat or phone)
Freedom of expression is priceless; when you contact me first, be upfront and explicit about what you want. There is no reason to be shy around me. Just say it.
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Leaders inspire and empower their team, while dictators control and intimidate. Leadership encourages open communication, whereas dictatorship restricts it. Leaders make decisions with the team's best interest in mind; dictators make decisions based on their own interests.
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