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		Profile ID: 1472736
Age	59
Height	5'10" ft
	(178 cm)
Weight	181 lb
	(82 kg)
Sexually is	bottom oral giving
City	Lincoln
Zip / postal	02917
State	Rhode Island
Country	United States
Seeking	sex partner(s) a date a relationship friends couples
Prefer men aged from 35 and up

Profile text:

Hello Gents:

Alas....I have turned the page...now 54xx, 55...although 12 at heart! I am too young for that retirement community, but still qualify for AARP. When did this happen?!?!

It is true, life is short, even when it is long. I have a good life, but still have room for one.


Looking for a top gent to "fill" that role. Confidant, Alpha, Dominant, Take charge men greatly appreciated. Husky? Heavy? That works too. Uncut? Just more to have fun with. Partnered? May I join? (But I sleep in the middle).

I like to travel, do so for work and enjoy it for pleasure. If you are on the East Coast,I have been there in the last year (Wait, sorry Maine, missed you in 2019!) I do desire a steady bud, for meaningful friendship, ongoing connection, long term commitment...whichever seems to offer some chance of chi in our lives.

Some thoughts:

A lot of guys tell me they love to j/o in the shower. Tried it, but didn't work for me...my computer short circuited.

I met a hot Gunga Din once...he brought me tea.

My ex-wife used to say I didn't listen...at least...I think that's what she said.

I went to a gay barber the other day, and he was doing both men and women.

So I left, and went to a uni-sex barber....same thing.

Guess I will have to try a bi-sexual one.

I went to see my Dr the other day about an overactive gland. He diagnosed me as horny.

I am Jewish...my ancestors spent 400 years in slavery in Egypt...and here I am looking to get back into bondage.

When I was a kid, I got circumcised. We now affectionately know this as being cut. But as I was so small...wasn't it just a nick?

And people....PLEASE...remember your punctuations when writing your profiles!!!! (not the added emphasis!). Example: Dad smells out here (meaning: Dad stinks); Dad...smells out here! (meaning: stinks in this place Dad).

Or as one just recently pointed out: Let's eat, Grandma! Not to be confused with: Let's eat Grandma! (Run!!)

If you didn't at least smile at one of the above, you are too serious for my sense of (or lack thereof) humor.

Otherwise....
Hope to hear from you.

PS:
PRIVACY NOTICE: PLEASE READ

Anyone not laughing or even smiling at the above is in serious violation of being serious.
Should you choose to use any of the above material for something serious, may I suggest you get a life, seriously.
Should I ever find out you used some of the above stuff without my permission, I will hunt you down and probably stomp my feet to the fullest extent of the law...but not sure what the fuck else I can do.
If you end up inside me, you are in serious violation of my privacy, and I want to thank you in advance.

I recommend you post something similar to this if you want privacy. Seems like it keeps a lot of people away.

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