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		Profile ID: 196918
Age	78
Height	5'3" ft
	(160 cm)
Weight	223 lb
	(101 kg)
Sexually is	bottom oral versatile
City	Silver Spring
Zip / postal	20906
State	Maryland
Country	United States
Seeking	sex partner(s) a date friends

Profile text:

US Male looking for friends and fun. HIV- and play safe and sane. Fully COVID vaccinated. None of the pictures here are of me.

I enjoy oral, body contact, massage, spooning, exploration, and more. I like to please my partner. I am open to new things as long as they are safe and sane.

If you take the time to write I will reply. I can furnish a real photo upon request.

Links to enjoy:

Great customer service.
http://adsoftheworld.com/media/tv/four_seasons_condoms_getnaked

It's raining men! Original video and Britain's Got Talent link with the Dream Bears. Enjoy.
http://youtu.be/l5aZJBLAu1E
http://youtu.be/DClkYml47iM

Managing your D*CK.
http://youtu.be/hkmeoYKYctw

Dildo.
http://youtu.be/gN-lmuaYhIo

The Large Hardon Collider. A news media screw-up.
http://largehardoncollider.com/

A wonderful new exercise device.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ad4_1318632849

Scrotum Scrub.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLlGcNlseR0

A museum piece with a special twist.
http://youtu.be/nTQec2b1iqM

Please do NOT try this at home!!! PS: It is absolutely not true.
http://youtu.be/W0pNeDMowCY

http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/blbyol4.htm

Exciting, effervescent water!
http://adland.tv/commercials/perrier-caressing-bottle-bouteille-phallique-1976-60-france

QUOTES OF NOTE
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A genie promise to grant one wish so I wished I could be a real stud. When I woke up the next morning I was a 2x4.

As I watch the younger generation rewrite history there are two things of which I am assured: It will be misspelled and it will have no punctuation.

I am who I am. Your approval is not needed.

Buy the shoes. There is no point being the richest one in the cemetery.

Retired. Under new management. See spouse for details.

I don't always go the extra mile but when I do it is usually because I missed my exit.

I want to be 14 again and ruin my life differently.

If you see me talking to myself, I am having a staff meeting.

To me "Drink Responsibly" means "Don't spill it".

My wife says I have only two faults: I don't listen, and something else.

I am so busy I don't know whether I found a rope or lost my horse.

You are about to exceed the limit of my medications.

I just adopted a dog from a blacksmsith. As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door.

The Lord moves in mysterious ways. So do you, if you don't use your turn signals.

Yesterday I saw a book entitled, "How to solve 50% of all of your problems. So I bought two.

A man can have sixteen wives: Four better, four worse, four richer, four poorer.

It takes 24,637 bolts to put a car together but only one nut to spread it all over the highway. Don't drink and drive.

THE COWBOY AND THE GENIE
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A cowboy met a genie, who promised him three wishes. He wished for a multi-million dollar estate. He wished for pretty women to attend to his every need. Then he said, "I want to be hung like my horse."

The next morning he woke up in a huge bed surrounded by many pretty women. He pulled back the covers and noted with horror, "O, No! I was riding Mabel!"

NEW COVID TEST
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There is a new and easy test for Covid 19. It is simple, it is quick, and very accurate.

Take a glass and pour a decent dram of your favorite whiskey into it. See if you can smell it. If you can, then you are halfway there.

Now drink the whiskey. If you can taste it then it is reasonable to assume you are currently free of the virus because the loss of the senses of smell and taste is a common symptom.

I tested myself 24 times last night and was virus free every time, thank goodness.

I will have to test myself again today because I have developed a throbbing headache, which can also be one of the symptoms. I'll report my results later.

Put Downs
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His elevator does not go to the top floors.

There is nothing wrog with her that reincarnation could not cure.

The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but there is no train in sight.

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