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Profile text:Doggiepoo is NOT dogshit you dumbass...
Updated Oct. 22, 2024
Then, you got this guy who emails me...
"Hello my name is Aaron I loved your profile. If I paid for a round trip airline ticket to LA would you come here to fuck me? You can text me at (562) 6**-****." (I removed the number for his privacy...such a nice guy I am...haha).
I reply with:
"Hi Aaron,
Thanks for your interest but my time is very limited and can't really block out a time like that. I wish I could and I would have no problem paying my own way.
I like your profile as well and I could help you with oral ona real penis. I've learned from the best and now able to make passionate oral love to a penis and not just sucking it.
Oh well...thats how it goes...so close but yet so far".
He replies back:
"Whatever then get off the site instead of wasting peoples time"
Now, did I miss something? Profile ID: 2755320 if anyone really cares...sheesh
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Updated Aug. 20, 2024
One reason I am no longer a supporting member is:
Some shithead started arguing "IN PRIVATE" (like the rules say)...they didn't like it and I get bumped from the site...REALLY??? can't make this shit up.
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AND I LOVE those default "thanks for your interest but we would not be a good match". Too funny.
Don't bother be with your pabulum puking BULLSHIT.
I will predict the future...
And YOU'RE gonna end up emailing me telling me I'm an asshole. Well, first things first, I ALREADY know that so tell me something I don't know.
Basically you calling me names is just a reflection on what you are inside, so don't blame me for your shortcomings by calling me names.
Plus, I really don't care, and if you say I'm above everybody else's or I'm all up on myself or any of that shit, look in the mirror BEFORE calling me names...again, I really don't give a shit what YOU think.
Angry? Go fuck yourself and go judge someone else..there
's plenty of assholes you can prey on in here...so fuck off.
I DON'T have to prove ANYTHING to YOU. And believe it or not, I have VERY nice friends...some even read this profile...so FUCK YOU. LOL TWIT.
I really love these dweebs who "fall in love with you" and they make all the attempts to meet up, then they find out I'm married and won't "fuck" because of a "tainted cock". ummmm....did you not read the profile"?
I alos love these guys who tell you shit, then you ask questions regarding that shit, and they never answer your questions about that shit...so I ask over and over and over...what a waste of fucking time.
I mean, I put it right up front so your dumb ass doesn't have to read the freekiin' novel. Now WHO's the stupid asshole?
Thanks for complaining to the administration regarding my profile. But remember, YOU were FOREWARNED. I wash my hands...
Please don't read my profile.
UPDATED 05/22/2023
Let me start by saying, if you try and chat with me, and you're typing in shorthand/shortcuts...YOU will be ignored and/or be pissed off by my actions and/or comments. Didn't you learn how to spell in school?
The following will mostly be focused on your schooling AND upbringing if you really look at it. But you won't you'll just blame me 'cause it's easier to point at others and never look at yourself.
The apple, truly does not fall far from the tree.
SO...don't start pissing in the wind douchebag.
I'm not here to decipher your bullshit.
WOW...3 views to my profile! Thanks guys and gals!!!
UN FUCKING CUT here, so stop fucking asking me in chat. Christ sakes.
May as well put this up here because many of you will fall asleep before coming to the end on the profile.
WARNING. You CAN COPY all of my profile because putting up warnings that you can't is TOTAL BULLSHIT. If someone wants it THEY can and WILL TAKE IT. There are NO LEGAL ramifications by doing so. You put it here, you put it to the universe! TRUST ME. Been there, done that and NO ONE does anything about it.
Here is only one example for you paranoid people.
"""You do not have permission from me to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal action."""
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If we do email each other, LONG LENGTHY "go nowhere" communication is an addiction in itself if all there is is sex in the text. And this goes for picture attachments. One or two ok, but if I want to see porn pics, there's a ton of them online, so get over it.
AND, if you email me, PLEASE PLEASE use at least a "little" bit on consideration by using punctuation, paragraphs and non of this "run on sentences crap. For Christ sakes...what does it take? And people tell me "I" need help?
If I can't read your shit, I'm not gonna try and figure it out if all you do is write like an entry level pre-K kid.
Another peeve...if we end up elswhere to chat, don't do the same shit you do here. I had one guy get pissed "because I'm never here". DUH, don't you think we have a life?
OMG, you are TOTAL bottom but you put cock pictures up?
You also put in your profile you are from "United States"? Well then....
Then you get these guys how all they text is "naked". What ever happened to "good morning" or just wanted to say hi?
And what's it with you guys who don't like profiles with dicks or ass in the profiles? Isn't that what you're going after? Hahaa...
No, but really, there are guys in here that HAVE to be discreet. (hope I spelled that right or the poe poe will be on my ass).
Lots of judgmental people in here. Wow...but you are forgiven, not everyone's perfect.
YOU my dear friends are the guys who need help.
I can only be so nice for so long before I bring you back to reality and you either block me or I ignore you.
I try an be understanding and considerate so you do the same...(I guess,...haha)
It does not really matter to me. It's your choice, and you are responsible for YOUR actions, not mine.
Let the fun begin...
Why you dudes with "bottom only" show ONLY your cocks? I don't get it.
I would have had over a million views if I started at 10. So you got viewers and chats? So the FUCK WHAT and WHO THE FUCK CARES!
Back in the day all I did was ride "bareback". I used to think there were many horseback riders here who used no saddles until someone pointed it out to me that bareback meant "fucking with no condoms". How naοve I was...
Oh, I read "I LOVE men peeing their pants but I don't drink pee"...oh, then you say you're not a weirdo?
YOU are all DOPES on a FUCKIN' ROPE. WOKE Muthafuka's.
May as well BLOCK me now, as I am too stupid to understand profiles.
And send me your nasty ass letters...you douchebags say you read my profile and keep talkin' shit (in chat)...lol...assholes....LOL
Just got my 24th shot PLUS my 11th BOOSTER! LET'S ROCK!
Let me inject you with your next booster.
I'm not intelligent so move on.
I'm TOTALLY Vaxed, with dozens of sperm shots. Beat that TWINKIE!
Oh, and what's this monkey cocks I keep hearing about?
Dude's think all I wanna talk about is sex.
Christ sakes.
Why do people think EVERYONE has a cell phone?
THIS PROFILE IS TOO LONG, so you may as well keep moving.
(Trust me, it'll piss you off)
Oh, and YOU HAVE BEEN FOREWARNED
Sending me nasty emails is basically wasting YOUR time and will add it here for others to enjoy.
Maybe I should add this right here.
I am TOTALLY and VERY vers and VERY BI.
Meaning, I can be a total BOTTOM or a total top and you'll NEVER know it unless I told you.
So get over yourself.
I LOVE WOMEN too (I guess that means bi)?
Then you get these guys sayin' "straight men welcome". What the fuck does that mean? If your a straight dude and a guy sucks your dick...well? You're a faggot man...and are you gonna tell anyone? No?, want your dick sucked then???
I'll say it again, You have been forewarned. So I would expect NOTHING from you in a negative sense, or read it through and love me for opening my mouth.
If you have nothing good to say, like I said, stop here and move on and don't waste YOUR time writing me nasty letters. You've been forewarned. (AGAIN)
Why do some of you transdressers/CD's, when you take full body shots, always look away from the camera?
Personally, YOU are hiding something or YOU are feeling inadequate OR (and I can understand this) you must remain discreet. Please feel free to reply as I will not and never take offense and I do love all of the above and below.
HOWEVER, see you dressers with faces are hot and a turn on in my opinion. and THANK YOU!
Why do you assholes (when writing me emails) attach pictures you already have in your profile??? Are you stupid or what? Here, let me put it this way, if I went to your profile, wouldn't one think your pictures were viewed? If you're going to send me pictures, make them fresh pictures. I don't care if you do send an attachment or not, so why the fuck send me stuff thats already there? Dumb fucks...Sheeesh.
BUT, in your defense, YOU don't know if I am or am not a supporting member even when my profile says 2 mails a day. SO...make of it as you may. Thank YOU!!
If I had a Pfizer vaccine would you date me?
What if I had a J&J, would you date me?
What about a Moderna shot? I had everyone and all their boosters just to make sure I am safe from stupidity.
I got papers...ALL over the fuckin' house for my dog to shit and piss on (and me if I can't make it to the bathroom).
You racist shot pigs you.
I've had 29 of all of them just to be sure you'd love me.
Doggiepoo is NOT dog shit. It's a term of endearment like honeypoo etc, so get a fuckin' grip.
"No cigarette-smokers, but pipes and cigars are welcome"? HUH?
No smokers if you're only giving head? I can see getting head and releasing a load (smoke taste I guess) but really???
Why should I put my smoking status here?
You think that makes us compatible?
Maybe I should give you my gender status what the fuck.
Why should I add my vax status here?
You think that makes us compatible?
HUH, you assholes actually write this shit in your profiles?
Does SMOKE smell better from a pipe and cigar?
Now that I pissed you off (some of you pea brained morons anyway like Profile ID: 1767425 who sent me mail saying "Sick..clinically disturbed. Should be on meds or institutionalized" ) you may as well stop here and move the fuck on. Other's, please have fun.
It seems "some" people are offended with doggiepoo and even though I've explained it, it still doesn't sink in that THIS IS A TERM OF ENDEARMENT. "Honeypoo, loveypoo, sweetiepoo" Didn't you ever call anyone honeypoo? Maybe I change it so you like me? Well...FUCK YOU...lol. Pissed you off even more huh? Pull them panties up big boy, I ain't changing SHIT or "POO" for you.
Profile ID: 2145955 is a douche.
He says..."LuvOldMassage (PA) terrible name regardless......you should change asap.... a turn off for many in here trust me .....just sayin".
Any of you cunts think you can win the argument? Then don't block me. I will win the fight, and won't even use offending words. TWATS.
So I asked him to explain and no answer.
I read his profile and believe me...VERY opinionated. Then has the BALLS to block me? Oh well. Fuck him too.
Oh, and dudes put " sane" in their profiles? Joke...LOL.
Don't ask me to show face. When we meet, then you see who I am.
Does your dick see who's blowing it?
Just because I "clicked" on your profile, didn't mean I read it, nor I want to meet up. This one guy from bumfuck Idaho said "thank you but we're not compatible". HUH, you're way the fuck out there and YOU THINK, for ONE MOMENT, we're gonna connect? WHAT??? LOL You asshole.
Do not demand, nor say "please" after your request...it's still a demand.
DO NOT BEG
I am here for MY pleasure, not yours.
Some of these dudes think that when they add you to other platforms think I "perform" for them...really? Then you bug my sorry ass as I'm chatting in here while you send messages there. Are you fuckin' serious?
What makes you think, I'm gonna sit there and jerk off for YOU? I'm not being paid to give you "personal" service so stop looking for a jerk off session. Go get some help man.
1. Then you ask to pull the skin back, I do it.
2. Then, you ask me to show my chest, I do that.
3. THEN, you wanna see my ass...REALLY. THAT'S
BEGGING MAN. Just say THANK YOU and move the
fuck on.
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT "YOUR VACCINE(s)".
PERIOD!
So you got your 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 29th shot, who the fuck cares, you're still wearing a mask you idiot.
Oh, then you say if you get sick, it won't be as bad? How would you know with no baseline? Double idiot.
Here's triple idiot...you got your millionth shot, and you just got sick. Back to the baseline...oh, no...back to idiot.
So you have your million shots? Then it's "ok" to meet up or host? Oh...lol...there was this profile. A couple men. One is older and the other younger...they are STILL LOCKED DOWN. (9/26_/2022). Hummmmm...Uber Eats?
And shut the fuck up with your political bullshit as well. You voted for this one or that one doesn't stop what a dick wants. Pretty much those who put shit like that in their profiles, don't like to lose an argument and are looking to start a fight because they can't have a "normal" conversation. This would hold true also for religions conversations.
Everyone's got a different story. Which one is it? The one you want to accept? LOTS OF DIFFERANT ANSWERS and people who are SCARED SHITLESS. Pity, a real pity.
Then there are those who "play" with their masks on? Get a fuckin' life.
You're body, your choice. PERIOD. Where do I fall on your LEFTY/RIGHTY scale you judgmental pig you.
What's wrong with calling "it" a "dick"?
Wanna call it a "cock", go ahead...I usually call "it" a dick. So fuckin' what?
Don't want me in the chatroom and broadcasting? Just start talking stupid.
I'm here for my pleasure and not YOURS.
Just because I'm broadcasting doesn't mean I'm gonna jerk off or anything like that. Most likely I am talking with REAL friends. So don't give commands and like I said "or say something stupid". You'll know it was stupid when I go find better people to talk with.
If you start a conversation with "I wanna suck your cock" or something like that, you're a douche if you don't add "just a little more" to that sentence or paragraph. Dudes come barging into my chat with this and that shit...I ask ONE question..."DID YOU READ MY PROFILE"?, they're gone. WTF man...Gimme a break.
Walk into someone's house, would you say that? No...it's more like "good morning" or the such. Thank you.
My God, do peoples' feelings really get hurt especially when you're making a joke, and pretty much the truth? Pull them panties up big boy. LOL
Then you got those people that say "I don't think we would get along". I ask "why not"? Then they don't answer...fuck them too.
I am married (to a woman, and I like it that way, so don't tell me thats my first mistake you ass).
We still FUCK and have superb sex like when we first met (as teenagers) and has gotten better with time, but seeking like minded individuals.
She does not know my desire for men and will never participate. PERIOD.
And trust me, she fucks better than most of you.
Only thing she doesn't have is a "warm" dick.
I don't really care for dildos but tolerate them.
I'm NOT looking for a LTR, or FWB and I'm not GEN. I am VERY Bisexual, VERY VERS and really enjoy it. mfm is always nice too.
Any questions, please feel free to ask.
If I ask a question and you keep asking questions without answering my question, that's called being rude.
You DESERVE to be ignored or get hit with shit you won't even like. And after you call me an asshole, you FINALLY READ my profile and say "oh, I should have shown manners". -sigh-
If you are a TV, Trans, CD, L.G.B.T.Q.I.A.+., I'm VERY OK WITH IT.
What determines "womens" or "mens" clothes? PEOPLE??? In my opinion we should all be walking around naked. If you wanna wear this or that, it doesn't bother me in the bit. I usually wear cotton shorts and tee top in the summer and denim in the winter. DUH, its that women's or men's attire? Foolish, foolish people we have in here.
I respect ALL walks of life as well as more than happy to be part of your decisions without prejudice. As well as will get together with you. I AM OK WITH THAT.
Who the FUCK am I to judge you? It's what's in your heart that counts.
And people get pissed at me for "not judging"?
I'll say it again...LOOK IN THE MIRROR. (and I have issues...,sigh) can't make this shit up.
And, I would be HAPPY to spend time with anyone.
Then you get these guys that want to go to chat on other platforms, and obviously NEVER read my profile. Losers
Did I say VERY VERS?
I CAN NOT HOST
boi=BOY
gurl=GIRL
pussy=ass
Geeez, do I have to learn a new language here?
Retired
Start BADGERING me...GO FUCK YOURSELF
OVER 21 ONLY! Freaks...
Do I need more boyfriends? NO. Have my share of GREAT people.
Oh, before I move on let me clarify something. I only have 2 messages a day here. Half completed and/or ambiguous messages written to me here will only "SLOW" down my replies as well as delay replies to those who respect this simple, very basic, kindergarten request. If you want faster replies, then shoot to that mail location (near the bottom of this essay).
And if your an ass there...I don't care either, 'cause you must be a douche.
Very open-minded here. Timing is tough so if you don't mind, get in touch, and ARRANGE a time. This is subject to change at the last minute as like I said "TIMING IS TOUGH".
Love mutual satisfaction. LOVE KISSING and Hugging. Swallowing yours, and you swallowing mine. (penis and sperm). This is sex man, not a beauty contest and I won't make fun of your little dick if you are "self conscious". I love it.
Hate wasting sperm on your face, and hate wasting it on mine. But, that's not, nor ever a deal breaker.
Weekdays are usually best.
If you're into the zodiac...be kind and understanding as I am not into that. Thanks.
Sex is sex and being compatible has nothing to do with sex. I'm not living with you. We are sucking cock.
This also goes for your political views. Extreme is extreme and keep moving.
I have mine, you have yours and I'm not changing you and vice versa.
We are still sucking dick.
Does one really fuckin' care what political or zodiac brand you are if you're sucking a dick? Shut the fuck up and don't talk with your mouth full.
It's sex man. Politics has NOTHING to do with it. So get a fuckin' grip.
If we chat and you cum and leave without saying "HI" or "bye"...You're a douche-bag.
And just because I don't respond to your texts or chats doesn't mean I'm ignoring you. Most likely I'm doing something around the house and got preoccupied and didn't hear, or see you come in. So don't be pissed.
Not into underage, extreme pain, blood or intentional scat (shit). There was something else, but at my age I forget...LOL...oh...and animals, unless it's pink floyd.
DOGGIEPOO is a term of endearment and having nothing to do with DOGSHIT...OK? So don't ask.
Oh, I said that already. Several times...
And for those who "INSIST" I change my ID name, pull up your panties and keep moving along with your pea brains. Geeeeeesus. Living in a politically correct era or just stupid or both?? Like you're all that. Get a life...
Discreet. I'm usually at danman underscore 43 at the place that starts with the Y who? I only have 2 emails. and I'll say it again... I CANNOT host.
<email hidden - non-supporting user - send a message instead>
...and some of you can't fuckin' read if you got this far. Only 2 mails, and you blow up my email so I can't reply back to you here...douche..LOL
What's wrong with you people that ask "can you host"??? Answer: I CAN NOT, repeat, I CAN NOT HOST!
My dick is 8 inches uncut and would love anyone wanting to play be able to deep throat it.
150 lbs., 5'7 semi hairy
Oh, if you got this far I only get 2 emails a day here. So if you're looking for me to respond to you, make it there (near the bottom of this essay), and preferably not here, but no biggie. Thanks a bunch!
Oh, or you can leave your email here for me...that works too unless you didn't get down this far in my essay.
Oh, and anyone having that "warning" shit about copyrights etc...that's total bullshit...trust me...Foreigner's, nor locals really don't give a fuck about your privacy and will steal your shit regardless...seriously???
Type in your screen name and see which sites you're now on due to people stealin' yer SHIT...trust me, they have no regard for privacy yada yada...
For you "closet faggots" that want to chat stupid shit and jerk off then leave without saying good bye...you're douchebags.
Real meetings man...I don't sit here jerking off on stories.
Not into animals (sex wise).
LOVE black women.
Love groups.
And if you have "sane" in your profile, make sure you KNOW what it means.
I'm into everyone REAL, not Fantasizers...
Not into underage, bestiality. Thats Sick and go get some help.
Don't come and try and chat when you didn't even read this...YOU ARE A TOTAL DOUCHE...And at least say "thank you" or "no thank you". You faggots are weird man
GO ahead and ignore me...many of you are closet jerkers and pushy a-holes anyway.
Anything else you want me to add to this profile? Sheeesh LOL
Oh, and DO NOT CALL ME DADDY (until we at least got to know each other). Ass
Oh, if you're looking for a "face" picture because "I" have to "look good", keep moving. I look like Shrek.
And if I shave my pubes, it's not to "make my dick look big"...REALLY??? It's because I like it. You people are fucked up.
Let me give you shitholes a reason since you can't understand normal thinking. Look up "Discreet". Giving you a picture only allows it to go WORLDWIDE. Period, and figure it out.
How's my spelling and grammar? Sucks? At least I wrote shit down for your sorry asses to read.
This list can go on and on...
If I PISS you off because I do not conform to YOUR standards...like I said..PULL YOUR PANTIES UP and dont badger me...you WILL BE IGNORED and I won't plunge into your bullshit.
You are the one with issues.
Oh, so you tell me all your fetishes...after I already told you I am NOT interested a million times...and you call me a "douchebag"? Damn...then I get banned from chatting 'cause of "YOU"?
If I tell you "no", it's "no". Anything more in this fucked up world is called "rape".
Stop the bullshit.
For all you assholes that don't like the food, GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN.
You have what you call a "pussy". Guess what?..it's like you...and ASSHOLE.
You're just pissed 'cause you have no real CUNT.
So suck it up butter cup and stop badgering those who do not conform to YOUR standard...we don't say shit about you, so stop badgering us. You're nothing but faggot trolls.
PLUS, you don't even have blood on your tampon...geeeesus.
Profile ID: 2262567 is a person with issues.
But don't look for him, he deleted that profile and most likely got another one and trolling this site.
I cannot travel far. My time is limited and I'd rather spend time with you rather than driving an hour or 2.
If you say you're worth it, that doesn't make me change my decision, so stop being all up on yourself and stop being pushy. You're the kind of people we talk about. You may as well block me now.
Perfect example, I FINALLY arranged a meeting with someone. They were persistent. I did not waste my time travelling as I arranged other things in the area. A couple weeks of emails, then that day...guess what? NO REPLY. This is why I say what I say and do what I do.
I put out the truth and YOU get pissed about what I say? It's TRUTH. Get over it. You have a choice...meet me or move on. Fuck heads...
I'm not mad, nor will call anyone names or go beyond my normal being, but really? I do respect others as much as this profile sounds otherwise. (some of you never made it this far...haha)
DO NOT let anyone piss you off, it only feeds their fire!
You think I have mental issues?
Look in the mirror.
So I'm sure I REALLY pissed you off by now, then keep moving and if you send me a nasty or sideways email saying I am sick, I made my point. You'll get a reply equal to your stupid shit that you couldn't handle anyway you stupid ass twit.
Why is this profile so long? Because I can make it as LONG as I want. And it's long because of "those" who didn't give it a chance to know me. It's "those" people is why this profile is what it is. To think, one is judged and one doesn't even know why.
They give a two bit sniped email, then block me. Those individuals don't even know. They live in their miserable lives, and think the world revolves around them. Open your eyes assholes, the world DOES NOT REVOLVE around YOU.
You're the type who thinks the universe orbits around the Earth. Yes, there are people out there who think that and YOU my friend are one of those earth crawlers.
YOU made me write this shit down.
I think I covered MOST of what I've encountered on this site.
This site is pretty cool however, I do have to point out shit. And shit I do point out.
I look at it this way..."I DO NOT JUDGE YOU,
you will NOT JUDGE me.
I just saw this profile saying "I can't email...it's work related contact me on
<email hidden - non-supporting user - send a message instead>"...TARD
And IF YOU REALLY GOT THIS FAR....
Have a really nice fuckin' day and block my sorry faggot ass you fuckturds...
I will also add...I DO NOT BLOCEK ANYONE. So there...Hahahaaaa.
One last thing...I SWALLOW.
Don't wait for me to contact you. You think I'm gonna remember who emailed and imagine that address book? How do you keep track of that?
Just e mail me and take it from there. And don't forget to put your ID in there too. Thanks.
And if you REALLY got this far...I'm actually a real nice guy.
Did I cover everything?
No, I think there was one more thing.
If you chose to email me (here or there) and it's to piss on my profile, it only goes to prove that I have accomplished what I set out to do. Your panties got tied in a bunch and you couldn't handle the truth, and by you trying to piss here, you're actually pissing in the wind.
You did not insult me for you can't.
You did not piss me off for you can't.
They more you try and piss on me, the wetter YOU get.
Don't judge a book by it's cover.
I WON.
This especially goes out to:
Profile ID: 2411524
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Just wondering. How many pictures of your dick or ass are enough?
here is an old one. "As I get older I still find it hard getting up in the morning"
I've been criticized for not lingering on SD. what I do is log on often but not stay for long. I have a life. lol
There are tons of nut jobs on SD judging from profile pictures. Diapers and bonnets sucking on a pacifier? really?
I for one am very suspicious of guys who refuse to put a face pic on SD.
A suggestion: Just say your a bottom, don't need to show us your stinky butt hole. Just for your info. Butt holes are not attractive. (this part remember, is a barrowed section and I do find certain butt hold lovely).
Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves at the same time he does.
Boss , do you believe in life after death?
Supervisor: No ,certainly NOT, there is no such proof!
Employee: Well, there is NOW. After you left yesterday , to go to the funeral of your uncle , he came looking for you.
Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary?...And on the Virgin Isles same thing? Not one canary there either!
I find it strange that some guys add a photo of another guy giving them a blow job. It's obvious that he does not want to show his face but everyone can clearly see the other fellows face.
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say, "Congrats."
But, none of them comes up to the man to touch his crotch and say, "Good Job"
Moral of the story -- Hard work is rarely appreciated
'Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,' the divorce Court Judge said, 'And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week,'
'That's very fair, your honor,' the husband said. 'And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself.'
I tend to skip over profiles that have an asshole where a face should be. just saying (copied from someone else)
And finally, I have been referred to as a prick teaser. I disagree. I cultivate a dialog with guys and take the discussion where they lead it. I try Never to insinuate anything or try to mislead. I always try to make guys feel good about themselves.
Oh, and have a nice day.
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...and you THINK my profile is LONG???
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== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
100% Exhibitionist
100% Voyeur
100% Switch
97% Non-monogamist
91% Experimentalist
71% Submissive
65% Dominant
57% Masochist
50% Vanilla
36% Degradee
35% Brat tamer
32% Master/Mistress
30% Pet
26% Owner
26% Slave
26% Degrader
24% Sadist
23% Rigger
20% Primal (Hunter)
20% Rope bunny
8% Brat
7% Daddy/Mommy
4% Primal (Prey)
0% Boy/Girl
0% Ageplayer
I've actually won fights for "being nice". Now, are WE listening? (most likely not).
I just could not resist...
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Thank you PA!allentown bear profile ID#1637045, who also generously allowed me to use his profile to add to mine...why? Because he's is open to the BULLSHIT that floats around here.
everyday is my birthday.
bossy ⬇️ 👀 4 Sub 🔝
If you're a gay, single, liberal redneck from TN, I'd really like to chat with you for starters.
looking for bear/cub/admirer friend with benefits who WANTS or NEEDS to take directions from a bossy bottom
if you're farther than 20 miles from Allentown, PA, thanx for your interest
if you're looking for a SUGAR DADDY; THERAPIST; CLOSET, I'm NOT your bear
https://abovethelaw.com/legal-innovation-center/2019/01/31/stop-posting-this-facebook-privacy-notice-your-pseudo-legalese-means-nothing/
https://www.advocate.com/commentary/2013/01/04/op-ed-what-straight-acting-really-means
Are you "clean" and "ddf" (disease and drug free)?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ541LDcUYQ&t=12s
for your entertainment:
https://youtu.be/1wRPd1liyFw
https://youtu.be/WAvuayZewl8
https://youtube.com/watch?time_continue=149&v=S-mkR-KoPts&feature=emb_title
https://gaysexpositions.guide/#main-aerial-rimjob
single, financially independent, widowed, cats
like to play pinochle; micro brews; diner food; World of Warcraft; Netflix: comedy, drama, stand-up, TV series; Amazon Prime Video; Tantric intimacy + sweaty m2m sex, sucking face/swapping spit
will chat with anyone, but won't meet everyone
NOT into:
endless notes/email/IM; pic swapping; c2c; Party and Play (PnP); blood; scat; WaterSports (WS); unclean; strangers to soap&water; "do-me" attitude; anything related to pussy; dour, cunt-faced pix. seriously?! why do you think that's even remotely appealing let alone attractive? make an effort. seriously! FFS
a grammar lesson
Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
alot = NOT A WORD! should be 'a lot'
an = form (article) of "a" used before words beginning with a vowel sound: an elephant; an hour; an umbrella.
and = a conjunction; like this and that
but = something contrasting with what has already been mentioned
butt = an ass/arse/buttocks/gluteus maximus
could've = could have
discreat = is not a word
discreet = careful
discrete = separate
dominant = how he is
dominate = what he does
grate = annoying
great = amazing
its = belongs to it
it's = 'it is' or 'it has'
laid = you got to have sex;
laid-back (calm) personality
layed = NOT A WORD!
loose = not tight (contained)
lose = you misplace it
patience = ability to wait 5 minutes for a
response on here
patients = people who go to see a doctor
picture = hangs on the wall
pitcher = not the catcher
quiet = hard to hear
quite = very much
should've = should have
than = compares one thing to another thing
their = belongs to them
then = not now
there = not here
they're = they are
to = that direction; until
too = also; excessively as in "too much"
two = one plus one; number
vary = different
very = intense
who = can substitute for 'he'
whom = can substitute for 'him'
who's = 'who is' or 'who has'
whose = to whom it belongs
would've = would have
your = it belongs to you
you're = you are
Any questions?
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discreet vs. discrete -
Discreet means on the down low, under the radar, careful, but discrete means individual or detached.
Although discreet and discrete have separate (discrete) meanings, they are often confused. Remember the "ee's" in discreet hide together in the middle of the word, but the "t" in discrete separates them.
on a happy note:
I wish you enough sun to keep your attitude bright.
I wish you enough rain to appreciate the sun more.
I wish you enough happiness to keep your spirit alive.
I wish you enough pain so that the smallest joys in life appear much bigger.
I wish you enough gain to satisfy your wanting.
I wish you enough loss to appreciate all that you possess.
I wish you enough hellos to get you through the final good-bye.
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End of PA!allentown bear's ID#1637045 profile.
Thanks man.
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Here's a left winger politically trapped man who really speaks their mind...ID2389173 boybulger
(who's the one with the issues?)
Profile text:
Thanks for reading my profile. Passed over 86,500 views‼️
Thanks Brother Bators!
Welcome!
I am easygoing, openminded, cut, bi, looking for fun people, who enjoy naked fun, older, younger as long as you want NSA fun. I can be a lot of fun when in a naughty 👿 mood, with the right person/people. 💩 No scat, ws 💦or cbt 😵.sry. DDF n you must be too.... I'm the Will Rogers of penis,
Never met a cock i didn't like.👍😊 prefer guys HWP☺️
🤔 Thoughts to ponder.....🤔
🤭 What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate? A liar. 🤭
😉Having sex is like playing bridge.....if you do not have a good partner you had better have a good hand!
😉When treated with respect, a man's penis is one of the most beautiful creations of nature. One should not be afraid to let others enjoy the beauty.
👍 I'm not sure how I feel about masturbation, but on the one hand, it feels pretty great! 👋
👍 What do you call a guy who cries when he masturbates?
A tearjerker. ☺️
😊 There once was a fellow O'Doole
Who found little red spots on his tool
His Doctor a cynic said
Get out of me clinic,
And wipe off that lipstick you fool! 😊
😘 A new word for a man's private parts is his "junk." Just remember, one man's junk is another man's treasure! 🥰
😂A penis has a sad life, his hair is always a mess, his family are nuts, his neighbor is an asshole and his master beats him. At least his best friend is a pussy!
😂God gives you a penis and a brain, and only enough blood to run one at the time." - Robin Williams 😂
🤩 A guy goes to see his doctor for a physical. The doctor says, "I think you should stop masturbating." The guy says, "Really? How come?" The doctor says, "Because I'm trying to examine you." 🤩
🤔 Im capable of masturbating with either hand. I guess you can call me
😊Ambi-dicks-trous.😊
😊 Do you know what a true competitor is?
It's a guy who enters a masturbation contest and comes in first, third and ninth.😋
😃 My favorite hobbies are practical jokes and masturbation.
I'm always trying to pull a fast one.🤩
😉 Men were not so much gifted with penises as cursed with them. - Stephen King 👍
😻 What do sperm and politicians have in common?
About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.😀
🥰 Why are male genitalia called cocks?
because they are always up in the morning😀
😀 Life is like a penis... Often hard for no reason! ☺️
😌 Benefits of increasing frequency of orgasms:
In 2004, a study by the AMA showed that men who had 21 or more orgasms per month were thirty percent less likely to develop prostate cancer than those who had fewer than 7 per month. 👍
👍👍Check this out.. Penis Quiz..fun
https://www.kinkly.com/quiz-test-your-penis-pleasure-knowledge/2/19664
The Penis Poem
By Willie Nelson. (Really!)
My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal,
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I've got a full time job,
To find the gosh darn thing.
It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!!
Moral- use it before you lose it!
🤔Word of the day🤔
Krukolibidinous [KRUH-koh-lih-BIH-din-uhs] (adj.)
🤭Describing someone who becomes aroused by looking at a guy's crotch.🫣
Know anyone like that?👍🍆🍆🥵
😉 Political opinions are like dicks. It's okay to have them, just don't shove them down people's throats. ‼️
👎🏼👎🏼DJT'S Hall of Shame 👎🏼👎🏼
👎🏼 Our fellow Bators thoughts on President 45👎🏼
👎🏼 Trump fan? Stop reading...(Not a political statement, just not compatible, snide comments ignored) 👎🏼
👎🏼 Please don't be a mindless Trump supporter .. Oh, wait. To be clear, I'm not afraid of arguments from that side and I don't hate Republicans. I have just never heard a single intelligent argument from Trump supporters and I think that someone willing to commit insurrection, use foreign governments to try to win an American election, and who killed 600,000 Americans due to his incompetence in handling a pandemic (remember the drinking of bleach?) probably belongs in jail rather than the White House. I recently encountered a guy on this site who is a rabid Trump supporter and complained that liberals don't want to meet people who disagree with them ... and then refused to talk when I asked him why he still supported Trump! You may not like what I believe, but I've thought about my opinions and I am consistent. 👎🏼
👎🏼 Political views reflect moral views. If you support Trump don't message me. 👎🏼
👎🏼 If you support the the Orange Maniac who resided in the White House from 2016-2020, don't bother to contact me. 👎🏼
👎🏼 If your a tRumpster your wasting time messaging me. 👎🏼
👎🏼 If you voted for Trump, my dick goes soft. 👎🏼
👎🏼 No Trumpanzees please. 👎🏼
👎🏼 And, I can't believe this actually needs to be stated, if you are a supporter of Trump or are a Republican or a fascist, please seek a qualified mental health professional immediately. 👎🏼
👎🏼 leave me the f alone if you are a republican - you're too ignorant to waste my time on -- 👎🏼
👎🏼 If you're a Trump cult member stay the HELL away from me. You won't make it past hello before you're blocked 👎🏼
👎🏼 IF U R A TRUMP SUPPORTER MOVE ON No interest in u!!!! 👎🏼
👎🏼 But I do have one hard and fast request...if you supported the ultra-treasonous #45, even for a day, please do NOT contact me. Turn off the computer and seek professional help immediately!!!!
The ignorance levels of the tRump sheep are...basically sickening. 🤮
👎🏼 If you are a Trump supporter don't bother reading my profile we will not be compatible. 👎🏼
👎🏼 If you think the sun shines from Trumps ass, we'll have problems. Just being honest.
👎🏼 I despise Donald Trump (and most Republicans) and everything they say and stand for. 👎🏼
👎🏼 If you are still a Trump supporter or anyone who supported insurrection against the government of my country, well we have nothing in common, PLEASE , move ON( you are stupid and you have NO brain and I rather have an ANIMAL as a friend, an ANNIAL smarter than YOU, because the animal bring more in the table than you SMALL brain). It seems funny, but it is the TRUTH! 👎🏼
👎🏼 If you are a Trumplican, we are not a match! 👎🏼
👎🏼 NO Republicans!👎🏼
👎🏼 Also, if you are Republican and/or support that abomination tRump, please do not contact me, we would NOT be a good fit. 👎🏼
👎🏼 REPUBLICANS ... IF I NEED YOUR OPINION, I WILL GIVE IT TO YOU. Here a reminder "all immigrants are required to take a public oath of allegiance ... but to the Constitution." I DID AND I PROUD OF IT. iT WAS BY CHOICE 👎🏼
👎🏼 If you are a Trump supporter I doubt we will have anything in common 👎🏼
👎🏼 Just kind of window shopping and exploring my exhibitionist side and a bit of chat (except with Trumplicans). 👎🏼
👎🏼 Even as a Canadian, not interested in trumpers or any other racist, mysogynistic haters of any kind. 👎🏼
👎🏼 No smokers or Republicans please.👎🏼
👎🏼 Also, and this is something that shouldn't even need to be said, but no Trumpers 👎🏼
👎🏼 Which is correct: Truck Fump or Tuck Frump? 👎🏼
👎🏼 If you are a rabid Republican, we are not going to be compatible. As someone said, a gay Republican is like a black white-supremacist. 👎🏼
👎🏼 I do not find republicans sexy... well, the strong, SILENT ones can be hot sometimes. 👎🏼
👎🏼 Please no conspiracy theory people, bigots, racists, white nationalist, Qanon, or Trumpers. 👎🏼
👎🏼 If you spell "phone" "fone" or are a Trump supporter, don't bother messaging me.👎🏼
👎🏼 I don't have much in common with Trump Republicans! 👎🏼
👎🏼 ** If you are a Trump supporter, please don't respond to my profile! **
👎🏼 No Republicans (the world has gone mad!) 👎🏼
👎🏼 If you're still voting Republican, stop fooling yourself, they are not now nor will they ever be on your side and, if you STILL support Trump, seek immediate mental health treatment. If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention. I am conservative in demeanor and appearance, but not my beliefs. 👎🏼
👎🏼 Not into Republicans.👍👍 simply said!
👎🏼 Smart guys go to the head of the line, unless they are Republicans, but that is probably an oxymoron.👎🏼
👎🏼 No Trump voters/supporters, please. 👍
👎🏼 Maybe this is getting too personal, but No Trump supporters....don't like racists!👎🏼
👎🏼👎🏼 As anyone with two brain cells and a pulse can see, Trump should definitely be in prison and it's a complete failure of the American system that he's not sitting in jail yet.👎🏼👎🏼
👎🏼👎🏼 Lock Him UP (You Know Who)....My new Favorite 3 words 👎🏼
😊check this out😊
https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/the-straight-men-who-masturbate-together
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......! !....... prostate
....(_)(_)..... health
Why I masturbate every day:
It feels good. 👍
It relieves stress and tension.
It feels good. 👍👍
It puts me in a good mood.
It feels good. 👍👍👍
It reduces the chance of prostate cancer.
It feels good.👍👍👍👍
It relieves the aches and pains of getting old.
It feels good. 👍👍👍👍👍
It keeps my dick working.
I also need to mention, it feels really really good.‼️
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(and you say I have issues?)
Below is a link for the benefits of sperm.
https://www.sheknows.com/health-and-wellness/articles/1079514/health-benefits-of-sperm/
BINGO! You can blow me now. haha
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Profile ID: 25549 - narrow minded twit.
Profile ID: 2663801 - another twit. Blocked me
for "disrespect? All I said was "Nice profile"
Can't make this shit up.
Then you wonder why my profile is what it is...THAT is WHY!
LMFAO
And you call me weird?
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