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		Profile ID: 2147124
Age	72
Height	5'10" ft
	(178 cm)
Weight	165 lb
	(75 kg)
Sexually is	top
Partnered	yes
Country	United States

Profile text:

I'm working here so please do not private message me for idle chat. Thanks.

Moderator for room 3. If you need help with the site feel free to ask for it and I will be happy to assist.

I've been called odd because I'm not here to cheat on my spouse. I don't cam or do phone and role play makes absolutely no sense to me. Vanilla is my favorite flavor and if done correctly it is the best.

For those of you that are confused with all the acronyms and terms used in chat I have made a glossary of some of the most common. This is meant to be funny so if you have no sense of humor stop reading now.

Acronyms:

SUB: Silly Unwanted Bottom

DOM: Damn Overbearing Moron.

S&M: Stand and Model

BUTCH: Blissfully Unaware Tiny Cocked Homo.

PA: Penis Abuser or Pees Allover

VGL: Very Good Liar or Very Grimey Loins

TOP: Totally Overrated Position

BOTTOM: Boldly Offers To Try Other Methods

BITCH: Blatantly Ignorant Tact Challenged Human

WOOF: Worth Only One Fuck

FWB: Finally Went Bonkers

ATM: A Total Moron

DISCREET: Dude I'll Show Cum Rag Evidence Every Time

LTR: Lousy Trick Repeated.

PHONE: Probably Has Obnoxious Nelly Ego

CYBER: Can You Believe Electronic Rubbish

STUD: Slow Thinking Utterly Dull

MAN SMELLS: Man's Ass Needs Soap Maybe Even Little Lysol Spray

ABS: Adult Book Store. A place designed for like minded men to meet and exchange STDs.

BOI: Bulimic Overconfident Idiot

CHAT: Can't Handle Actually Touching

SLUT: Slimy Loose Unwashed Twink

PIG: Possible Infected Groin

KINK: Kindly Insert Numerous Knuckles

HUNG: Hopelessly Unnoticed Nelly Guy

DRAMA QUEEN: Demented Ravings About Most Anything. Queer Ultimately Enrages Everyone Nearby.

PROFILE: Posting Really Obscure Facts Insanely Lacking Etiquette

HWP: Hardly Worth Pursuing

JADED: Just A Dead End Dude

Phrases:

Bi: 1) the inability to be faithful to either sex. 2) Ability to get it up for a woman only while fantasizing about taking it up the ass by a hunky fireman.

Kink: silly acts performed by those that don't have a friggin clue how the deed should actually be done.

Versatile: Bottom

Bottom: See Versatile

Open relationship: Occasionally has sex with roommate.

Ex: Someone that swore they would die for you and then failed to honor the promise when the relationship ended.

Stress: The internal confusion created when the mind must override the body's desire to bitch slap someone that is so desperately deserving.

Texan now living in Colorado USA

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