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Profile ID: 2337772
Age 69
Height 5'9" ft
  (175 cm)
Weight 170 lb
  (77 kg)
Sexually is top
oral receiving
State Florida
Country United States
Seeking a date
a relationship
friends
couples
Prefer men aged from 65 to 85

Profile text:

You are wasting your time showing me your dick. If you insist, I will send you a gift. Remember: I do not need your shit, and I am sure, you do not need mine.

In this section I am responding to a few jerks. First, Feed&Breed/Sarasota, 2435924. This time 2435924
wrote me a nasty message, and I let him
know that he picked the wrong person. So, I blocked him.
Here, Feed&Breed/Sarasota: Don't be jealous, bitch! I am delicious
You are WEIRD! Did you get it? You
should retire your pom poms, bitch!😄 😄 😄 Just fuck off.
You are too old to pick a fight with someone you don't know.

HERE IS ANOTHER JERK: Wresh, 2832683. HE CLAIMED THAT I SENT HIM
SPAM; AND HE BLOCKED ME. NO, I DID NOT. I SAVED MESSAGES' HISTORY. I JUST DECLINED HIS
ADVANCES POLITELY.
WRESH, YOUR NAME WILL STAY HERE UNTIL YOU APOLOGIZE.
HERE IS THE TRUE: YOU ARE OLD, UGLY, AND FAT. TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT
THE MIRROR, AND GROW UP, BITCH! SORRY, BUT THAT'S I DO WITH JERKS.

I apologize. They need to learn some manners.
_____________________________________________________________

ANYWAY ...

HUUUUSSBAND MATERIAL HERE!👏 Really guys, c'mon! It does not take
much to take care of ourselves. Give
some thoughts. You will be glad that you did.

Some of you have asked me for nude pictures, and here is my response.
For your information,
"I do have standards; it may be low, but I do have them. "Bette Midler"😄
. Use your imagination. When I pee, the water in my toilet is always
cold and deeeeeeep. 😄
. Would you believe if I say: "My chopstick is bigger than your
toothpick! Obvious
. "I would love to swim naked, but it creates too much drag."
from a friend.😄😄

. WHY DO I FART LOUDER THAN GIRLS? A: I DO HAVE TWO BIG SPEAKERS
AND A HUGE MICROPHONE 😄😄 ... I DREAM
A LOT ...

AND YES, THE CURTAINS MATCH THE RUG! 😄

email: [email protected] Yes, you read it correctly.

BO-DA-CIOUS, DE-SIR-A-BLE, BE-WICH, GOR-GEOUS, DISH-Y, HOT-CAKE,
CUUUUUTE, DE-LI-CIOUS,
DELIGHTFUL TO LOOK AT ... ARE YOU STILL BREATHING, BOIS? 😄 JUST KIDDING.
"As we say in the South, you are a mess...delightfully so!" from a Southern
gentleman.
"I bet you are a handful." from another Southern gentleman.

"ALWAYS ACCESSORIZE AND MOISTURIZE" Sir Johathan H.

WHAT DO YOU THINK? NOT BAD FOR AN OLD GEEZER, RIGHT?
***************************************************************************
FIRST, IF YOU ARE PARTNERED, BI, YOUNGER THAN 65 YEARS OLD, CROSS DRESSER,
AND IF
YOU CONTACT ME FOR HOOK UP, YOU ARE WASTING YOUR TIME.I CAN ONLY BE YOUR FRIEND,
OR IF YOU PUSH, I WILL DELETE YOUR MESSAGE.

Further, thanks to all of you who have congratulated me for my physique.
I like to
exercise and follow a diet regime to keep me fit. I am fully aware that I
am getting old, and I am
trying to avoid pain through a daily routine.

HEALTH: ANNUAL CHECKUPS WITH IMPRESSIVE RESULTS. CLEAN BILL OF HEALTH
. I am pro-vaccine. I believe in the importance of community and preventive
medicine.
Vaccinated with Pfizer, boosted on May 25, 2022, and Sep 12, 2022. RESPIRATORY
SYNCYTIAL VIRUS (RSV)
ON Aug 14/2023. Covid on September 19, 2023, FLU (2023, Booster on March 7th,
23024 as well ...


Yes, I am living alone, enjoying life, and I am grateful for I worked hard
for it. Also,
I will tell you my real name in the first conversation we will have. I will
not deceive you.
Additionally, I am looking for roommate first, a friend and eventually a
soulmate with whom I can build
a trusting relationship. I prefer a partner who is HWP, old than 65 years,
SINGLE,
CLEAN-CUT, STABLE, ORGANIZED,
respectful, and have some manners. Nonetheless, before you contact me, I
highly recommend that you consider
the following list as a guideline. These points are a deal breaker:
🚫 VERBAL/EMOTIONAL ABUSE
🚫 CHEATING
🚫 SPECIFICALLY LACK OF HYGIENE
🚫 SUBSTANCE ABUSE. I NEVER USED AND I HAVE NO INTENTION TO CHANGE
MY POSITION.
🚫 DERAGEMENT. MAKING STORIES (GOSSIP) ABOUT PEOPLE. OUR TONGUE
IS THE WORSEN WEAPON
WE POSSESS.
🚫 PET PEEVE - "DO NOT BLOW YOUR NOSE AT THE TABLE." DO THE WHOLE
WORLD A FAVOR.
PEOPLE LAUGH AROUND THE WORLD. EXCUSE YORSELF AND GO TO THE BATHROOM.
HERE IS MY VIEW OF THIS BEHAVIOR: IT IS REVOLTING, SICKENING, AND NAUSEATING.

Further, some have said: "I am a good catch"; and for the SOCIAL CLIMBERS,
GOLD DIGGERS
AND SCAMMERS, be aware:
I have been around the block. No free ride here. Lose the attitude and get
a job, bitch!

Your life is 100% your responsibility!!!!

From Grandma: "There is a great place to go when you are broke ... TO WORK."
I AM NOT A
SUGAR DADDY AND I AM NOT LOOKING FOR ONE.

"My FELLOW AMERICANS, ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR YOU, ASK WHAT
YOU CAN DO FOR YOUR
COUNTRY." President John F. Kennedy

"I BELIEVE THE BEST SOCIAL PROGRAM IS A JOB; I BELIEVE THE BEST SOCIAL
PROGRAM IS A JOB."
President Ronald Wilson Reagan

We come from behind the mountains across the globe, but we work hard. That
is the right way
to do it, gurls. 引以为戒
https://youtu.be/mb4EN_KaTps

If the following video does not motivate you to get a job and support yourself,
I rest my case.
https://youtube.com/shorts/A_W6YZ8mnQg?si=8Ib9D4EzpU-fBb9q

In addition, I am not willing to kiss all the frogs in the world to find
my prince.
Also, I do not broadcast; nor wave the flag; it is your prerogative. You
pray to your goddess, and I pray to my GOD. Simple!!!!!!
I rather use Skype or WhatsApp for video chat. In these platforms we will
have the opportunity
to show each other what we look like. No disappointments. At the end of our
video chat, we will
have the chance to continue our journey or NOT.

Here are some sentences or phrases that piqued my curiosity:

"5'9", more than 200 lbs, and asks for a person to be in shape." Who do
you think you are kidding?
Believe it or not; WE can see your photos.
"Not looking for an "LTR; however, wouldn't rule it out if the right man
came into my life."
...REALLY? IS ANYONE LOOKING FOR THE WRONG MAN? 😄
"Well educated." DISCRETE OR DISCREET - LOOK IT UP! I AM THE LATTER. In
that note, let me have
some fun. Today, I am going to hunt deerS, then I am going to have some
fishES, and tonight, I
am going to get me some manS. Also, before I go to bed, I will wash my
footS. It is very important,
bois, before "queening" someone. 😄 Call me "Damn fuck".
"Well traveled." WOW ... Working for an airline company and having done
some day trips, do they count?
"Derangement." Spreading disinformation, conspiracies theories about other
people; just reflect on it.
OUR TONGUE IS THE DEADLIEST WEAPON WE POSSSESS. I AM LEARNING HOW TO
CONTROL IT.

https://youtu.be/UDB1G4c3tao?si=Pk-1wvQFdur_XUI5

Finally, I am not looking for your approval; if you decide to spill
fire, you will have it back.
Watch me; I do not give a hang! It is more dangerous to reject me than
to accept me.

Be safe.

P.S.: I thought you may like the follow video.
https://youtu.be/7PelqvevyCc

Do you want to see something that will fascinate you?

https://fb.watch/p9_EnXSHXI/
This is what AI can do and more.
He is another example. Take a look at Optimus bot' Gen 2.
Optimus can learn by himself. Amazing!
On the other hand, Atlas by Boston Dymanics can not.

https://youtu.be/qXOTuZzv_Uw?si=jmy5cujPYy3off9A

https://youtu.be/ZJ6sqK___6g?si=jFH42_4xnzWptExk




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