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Profile text:UPDATED PROFILE AS OF 1/4/2025.
Visiting Fort Lauderdale from May 6-13, 2025 and staying at The Cabanas.
"Do not judge by appearances; a rich heart may be under a poor coat." - Scottish Proverb
HIV- as of 6/12/2024 (and on PrEP), also completely DDF.
Hello gentlemen!
Thanks for visiting my profile. A bit shy here and not usually the one to make first contact.
I have chatted with a number of great guys on here and even hooked up a number of times. It was a great site as long as you obey all of the rules, even the ones they do not tell you about but you are supposed to know.
I am looking for a traditional clean cut guy who gives old fashioned bare bottom spankings. That and twisting my nipples gets me hard.
I am financially independent and you should be too. Not looking to support anyone else. I am all I can handle. LOL
I don't mean to sound negative here but I am getting so tired of the fake guys who contact me on here who say they are in the military, usually deployed to Iraq or Afghanistan or Syria and will be home in 3 months and want someone to come home to. My God, is every guy on here in the military? I call them out on it and of course, they have no comeback.
I found this on another profile. Feel free to copy it if you find it as amusing as I did... I will leave it here for a time, then take it down.
People should take the time to learn the difference between the following homophones (words that sound the same but are spelled differently):
they're = they fucking are
their = fucking belongs to them
there = not fucking here
it's = it fucking is (has)
its = fucking belongs to it
you're = you fucking are
your = it fucking belongs to you
ewer = it's a fucking pitcher
pitcher = not the fucking catcher
picture = hangs on the fucking wall
dominant = how he fucking is
dominate = what he fucking does
quiet = hard to fucking hear
quite = very fucking much
discrete = fucking separate
discreet = fucking careful
discreat = is not a fucking word
to = that fucking direction
too = fucking also
two = fucking one plus one
then = not fucking now
than = compares one fucking thing to another fucking thing
Who's = who fucking is
Whose = whom it fucking belongs to
lose = you fucking misplace it
loose = not fucking tight (contained)
grate = fucking annoying
great = fucking amazing
Right = not fucking wrong
Write = with a fucking pen/pencil/email
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(updated 1/4/2025).
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